How To Be The Best She Ever Had

Guys, do you know how cool it would be to see your ex girlfriend years after y’all have dated and have a smirk forming on your face simply because you know deep down that you are the best she has ever had in and out of the bedroom? Do you know what that does to your ego? How it adds extra stars to your super dating powers? How it gives you yet another trophy for being the best boyfriend ever walketh? Just in case you have never felt that way and you would not mind feeling that way, here are ways to be that guy. BE A GOOD KISSER *cue in Usher’s Good Kisser* Do it so well and let her know, don’t nobody kiss it like you bang bang bang! Give her orgasms from kissing if possible. Own those lips forever that even when she’s gone and she’s officially kissing another brother, your name is what pops up in her mind while she’s kissing him. Yeah, dat kain tin. GIVE HER SEXUAL HEALING *cue in Marvin Gaye’s Sexual Healing* Touch that body like it has never been touched, leave your name on the lips like you want to leave your name on the sands of time. Own that P forever and give her a permanent soundtrack. Let your face be what pops up in your mind whenever she hears the word “Daddy (cos you her daddy), ” give her the good loving that can never be rivaled. Let’s see if she won’t be thanking the supernatural beings for your D and doing the anniversary of your break up years after y’all are over. BE MORE ROMANTIC THAN ALL YOUR FOREFATHERS (AND EVERY OTHER PERSON’S FOREFATHER) *cue in Neyo’s One in a million* Let her feel like a million bucks when she is with you. Love her, respect her and let other women envy her. Surprise her with gifts, love her like she has never been loved and always be there for her. Do things that will make her want to stick with you forever and let her know if you have your way, you will never let her go. HAND HER YOUR MUMU BUTTON *Cue in all of Drake’s music* Hand her your mumu button, let her know she has the whole of you and you would move mountains for her, all she has to do is ask for it. Let’s see if her next can beat this. LET HER KNOW ITS EITHER HER OR NOBODY ELSE *cue in Timi Dakolo’s Iyawo Mi* Show her your future, with the bright lights and the colours that make the rainbow seem dim. Then plant her in it and let her know it is her or nobody else. Build your world around her and let her know she owns it and you would not share all those things with anybody else. HELP HER FIND HER I still remember my recent ex who believed so much in me he helped me see how big I could become and how much he was ready to push me to achieve my dreams. He would buy books, tell me it would be fine when he seemed like I would never realize my dreams and help me through the hardest days. We’ve been exes for two years now but I still remember him. I have breakthroughs in my career now and I know deep down that if we were on speaking terms, he would be the first person I would call to share the news with. When you help a woman find her, hold her hands through the hardest times and be the man who believes in her dreams, I don’t see her forgetting you. These things should be what you should do for every woman you care deeply about, not because you want them to move on and always want to run back to you, but because it is the right thing to do. But hey, who says you can’t do a little for the ego too sometimes?

Tips for Starting Your Marriage Off the Right Way

While being a newly wed can be the most blissful time in your blossoming partnership, every couple must make sure they start off on the right foot to ensure a continual, prosperous relationship. In order to effective merge your lives together, it requires a collaborative effort of planning and organizing of each other’s ideals and future plans either before or right after the wedding day. Below are some tips to help make sure your marriage starts and continues in the right direction. Setting Expectations Create a list of visions and aspirations you both wish to achieve at the beginning of your marriage, and refer back to them regularly to make sure you are both on track. Of course with life’s propensity of throwing unexpected curve balls, this may require some alterations along the way. However, establishing individual and joined expectations can set up a working roadmap eventually leading to the end goal you both have in mind. Good Communication One of the best assets a couple can have is strong communication. This means that you must always “hear” what the other person has to say without any type of defensive wall built up. Equally as important, always refrain from bottling up emotions and masking your feelings from one another. This will only create friction in the marriage, and could lead to an explosive argument in the future. If you are not sure what type of communication pattern you and your partner already have, head to Dr. Phil’s website and take a quick quiz that can outline this for you! It’s important to identify weak and strong spots in your communication early on so you can work towards fixing these problems. Organizing Your Finances Perhaps the biggest stress factor for newlywed couples stems from finances. Once you decide that you want to share a life with someone, it is crucial to let all the skeletons out of the closet. This means fessing up to any money spending habits, or compromising your overly frugal ways. Make sure your partner knows about all your financial transgressions before you decide to link bank accounts. To safeguard economical security, try saving money anywhere you can. This can begin with your wedding by opting for cheaper alternatives, like a David’s Bridal wedding dress rather than an Oscar de la Renta original. Date Each Other As you move further and further away from your honeymoon stage, always work hard to keep the romance intact. While everyone’s schedule is busy, make it a priority to set aside mandatory quality time for just the two of you. Couples who treat each date like before they were married during their courtship will always feel like their relationship is fresh, new and exciting. Running out of a date ideas? Websites like Living Social and Groupon have a plethora of discounted meals, services and activities that you and your partner can try out! It’s a great way to try something new and exciting without spending a fortune.

10 things men don’t know about women

Men think they know women and everything that comes along with them. However, there are some things that men are still yet to understand about women. There are so many things that women do that men have no clue about. Even the women might have no clue, but that is just the way we were created. This article would give you a little insight on that. 1. Jumping jacks to fit into our jeans: Guys, did you know how we have to struggle to fit into those tight jeans you think your girlfriend looks pretty in. I am not talking about the boyfriend jeans that are a little baggy. I am referring to those tight skinnys that make her shape look amazing. Well, for ladies, it is a struggle, especially the ladies with really big butts. Sometimes you have to jump for a minimum of five times before the jeans would get to its proposed station where it is supposed to be. 2. Lose the tight clothing: Did you know that women feel a sense of relief when a tight piece of clothing is taken off their bodies. For example, those tight jeans you had to fit into all day for lectures, the office or whatever the case may be. We always feel a sense of relief at the end of the day when that is off. We know how to make everything look so simple. 3. We always know our rivals: For those in a relationship, a girl always knows the girl who likes her boyfriend, the girl who calls the boyfriend “her bestie” but secretly has feelings for him. The other girl who would tell all her problems and look for a shoulder to cry on which she thinks your boyfriend is the best person to fit that slot. The truth is, a girl always knows the cunning ones. Our instincts are the strongest. 4. We check out other girls: A girl always wants to look at the next girl’s outfit. No matter where they are, they always have to stare and what the next girl is wearing. It could be the hair, clothe, slippers etc. We do this a lot and we can’t help it. 5. A woman always looks at herself in a mirror: To further expatiate on this, whenever a woman passes a mirror-like object, it does not necessarily have to be a mirror, she always has to take one last look at herself, or adjust something on her outfit. The truth is, no matter how modest the person might be, this is a trait that cannot leave our female system. It is simply part of our well-being. 6. Never decisive on what to wear: Most women try on about five different clothes and still cannot pick one they want to wear. They say this syndrome is for people who have too many clothes. Most women are indecisive when it comes to clothes especially when they need to go for an event they know they have to dress to oppress. It’s worse when they know their crushes would be attending. As a guy, make sure your girlfriend starts dressing up two hours before you if you know she is this type of person. 7. Most women do not practice what they preach when it comes to love: An example is when they are having boyfriend issues. In the midst of her friends, the woman would tell her friends that she would never call the guy no matter what, she might even end up insulting him all because she’s trying to put on a front. Later at night, when she’s alone, she’d call him and beg him if she has to. Sometimes, she won’t tell her friends that side of the story. 8. We love sleep overs with girlfriends: Whenever we are with our girlfriends, we like to do lots of fun things that the guys might classify boring. We play dress up, talk about boys, play games, make videos or even dance off in front of the mirror. Ladies love to do this. We can go on gisting till 4am if time permits. As much as we want to spend some time with the boyfriend, we also want to play around sometimes with our girlfriends too. 9. Sometimes, we actually want to sleep alone. Most of the time, most guys think every girl wants to cuddle at night. After interviewing many ladies on this topic, I guess we are not always touchy afterall. Sometimes we just want to sleep on the bed alone if possible so we can sleep well. As the boyfriend at times like this, if you are cold, use a blanket! 10. Most women like to be appreciated in public: Now as much as some people do not like public display of affection (PDA), we still like to be appreciated in public. There are other ways to boost our confidence without being too touchy. Tell us we look beautiful when your friends are present, hold our hand in public etc. It just shows we care and women love that

Obasanjo’s Book Out, Declares President Jonathan Incapable Of Governing Well

An attempt by Buruji Kashamu, a close associate of President Goodluck Jonathan, to stop the publication of a three-volume book by former President Obasanjo, appears to have failed as SaharaReporters can confirm that the book has gone into circulation. A source close to Mr. Obasanjo confirmed to SaharaReporters late last night that copies of the former president’s exhaustive autobiography were already available to buyers in print form. The source that the book would soon be available in an electronic version that is beyond the jurisdiction of Nigerian courts.my-watch-obasanjo SaharaReporters has already obtained and read sections of the book scheduled for formal launch in Nigeria in a few days. The book, whose three volumes chronicle the life of the controversial former president from birth till this year, aroused political interest after SaharaReporters exclusively reported that Mr. Obasanjo devotes significant pages to paint an unflattering portrait of President Jonathan. We reported that the book characterizes Mr. Jonathan as selfish, weak-willed, callous and incapable of rising to the challenges of running a complex country like Nigeria. Mr. Obasanjo also accuses the president of surrounding himself with aides and political associates with corrupt tendencies. Mr. Obasanjo’s book dedicates several parts in the book to point out some of Mr. Jonathan’s actions and inactions he considers ill-advised or disastrous for Nigeria. He depicts Mr. Jonathan as a man who has not only destroyed the Peoples Democratic Party but also led Nigeria in dire straights. The book focuses on several instances of policy somersaults by Mr. Jonathan as well as deliberate actions by the incumbent president that have imperiled Nigeria’s progress in the opinion of Mr. Jonathan. An Abuja-based lawyer and critic of Mr. Obasanjo accused the former president of seeking to use the book to earn cheap popularity, adding that Mr. Obasanjo cannot get away from responsibility for “sponsoring President Jonathan’s rise to political prominence and the Presidency.” “We have been saying it from day one that President Goodluck Jonathan does not have the qualities to become a true leader, but we cannot forget that Chief Obasanjo singlehandedly put him and the late President Umaru Yar’Adua in office,” the lawyer said. Mr. Obasanjo’s book also castigates former President Umaru Yar’Adua, former Vice President Abubakar Atiku, and former Governor James Ibori of Delta State, Bukola Saraki, among other political foes. In the book, the former president also makes an incredible claim that he was never interested in pursuing a third term while in office. “That is a clear lie,” said Mr. Obasanjo’s critic. “To even deny what is so obvious to every Nigerian shows that Chief Obasanjo has little regard for the truth

Nigerian military seizes arms-laden Russian plane bound for Chad

Premium Times is reporting that a Nigeria military has intercepted a Russian plane loaded with large amount of arms and ammunition, bound for neighbouring Chad. A security source told PT that the plane was seized early today Saturday Dec. 6th at the Aminu Kano International Airport. The aircraft, which was headed for N’djamena, the capital of Chad, landed in Kano at about 2a.m. Nigerian time, the source said. All crew members of the aircraft have been detained by Nigerian forces. (Source – Premium Times)