Scientists Say That Women With Bigger Butts Give Birth To Smarter Kids

A study from the University of Oxford connects the big booty to healthy children.
According to a 2010 study from the University of Oxford, big butts result in healthy children because of the high amount of Omega 3 fatty acids (the good fatty acids) stored. These are the same fatty acids that are responsible for the normal development of the baby's brain.
But according to the Chicago Tribune, scientists have proved this a long time ago, in 2007 to be precise. They noted that women with fat-bottoms are smarter than women with flat-bottoms. Again, the reason is because of the heightened storage of Omega 3 fatty acids, which improves the functionality/development of their brain.
Evidence shows that the fat content in a mother's breast milk comes from her lower half of the body, which includes her thighs, buttocks, etc. This means that the high amount of Omega 3's becomes a part of the baby's balanced breakfast.
The high amount of Omega 3 storage could be the reason why fat-bottomed women seem attractive to men, because it becomes an evolutionary way of ensuring successful children. In the words of a common man; the reason why J. Lo seems so hot to men, is because men have a biological imperative to produce intelligent offspring.
William Lassek from the University of Pittsburgh, is the person who hypothesized this. He even went ahead and published a book titled "Why Women Need Fat."
But, having fat-bottoms is not the only way to having intelligent children. There are other factors that play a role in it, such as the overall fitness of your body, and the diet.
To conclude, stay active, stay healthy, and carry good fat below the waist, and of course, having healthy genetics doesn't hurt either.
The next study for William Lassek will undoubtedly be the biological imperative associated with an eye for blondes. But that's something we'll save for later.

Smart Man Proposes To His Girlfriend At NYSC Camp.

When a guy hears the kinds of things that some bad guys do to some loose girls (free transfer) inside NYSC camp, he can't help but make sure his woman is secured. Lol! This guy acted swiftly and sharply by going there to put a ring on his babe's finger right inside the camp in the presence of her friends and other Corners including the camp officials . #Lovebirds

TEN THINGS GUYS THANK WHEN YOU DON'T TEXT THEM BACK.

1. She better be dead: This is a horrible thing to wish upon someone, but admit it, you’ve thought it when someone didn’t text you back. There are only a handful of reasons that excuse you from being a shitty person, and all of them involve personal tragedy. Being dead is a pretty good reason to not shoot back a “lmao” text.

2. Don’t send a follow-up text …: don’t send a follow-up text … don’t send a follow-up text. This becomes a mantra. You don’t want to be that person who just starts trying to stretch the conversation out by sending sparse half-sentences every few hours until your chat history is just a one-sided time-stamped graveyard.

3. Maybe she didn’t get my text?: This is almost as bad as thinking follow-up texts are OK. Resending the same text is also a pretty bad idea. You can do this to a person, like, once a year. That’s all you get.

4. Is this a mind game?: Maybe she wants to see how I’ll react. If this is a test, there is no right answer.

5. Screw this, I’m just going to do whatever: Guys typically have an innate ability to just throw their phone into a corner of the room and forget about it for a few hours. Honestly, if you’re playing hard to get, 90 percent of their time is devoted to not thinking about the fact that you didn’t text.

6. Oh, I have a text, maybe it’s from her:K Whenever you’re hoping to hear from someone, the alert on your phone is always because of a text from Verizon saying your bill is ready to view online.

7. Maybe I did something wrong?: At this point, it’s about eight hours since he last heard from you. Now is when doubt starts to creep in.

8. WHAT DID I DO AM I A MONSTER?: This won’t occur to a guy until right when he’s trying to go to bed. Now is the time to analyze every word of that last text and wonder if they fucked up.

9. Should I try calling? : No. No one calls anymore unless it’s an emergency, and even then, I’m pretty sure most people would Snapchat 911 if that was an option.

10. If she’s not responding, then neither am I: And now the relationship falls into a very tenuous place. Maybe you were just busy and you hit him up the next day, and everything is fine. Or it becomes a texting cold war and you both let your soul mate slip away because you were too proud.

7 Things To Do If She’s Sleeping Over for the First Time

Whether you planned it or it came as a surprise, having a girl over can make any man anxious. Find out what you need to do to get her comfy.
So you’re finally letting her into your home. Depending on the state of your humble abode, she’s either the luckiest woman in the vicinity or someone who might start running for the hills. You, as the owner of said abode, have a responsibility to make your guest as comfortable as possible.
Not every guy is lucky enough to afford a housekeeper on call. And not every guy has the luxury of setting aside an entire day to clean up the house at the drop of a hat. That’s why we’ve come up with ways that are relatively easy and quick to execute, if you happen to suddenly find yourself expecting a house guest, while your home is in dire straits.
What to do on a planned sleepover
She may say she’ll love you no matter what, but you don’t have to show her the warzone that is your house on the first sleepover! Set aside an hour or two to make your home more inviting.

#1 Clean up . This one’s a no brainer, but where do you start if you need a quick fix? Start with the bedroom. Stuff all your junk someplace she won’t bother to look, like the laundry room or your closet or under the bed. You can worry about it later. Not sure what stuff you should prioritize? As a rule of thumb, anything on the floor and at eye level will catch her attention first, so declutter those areas first.
Then sweep the floor or quickly run a vacuum through any area you can be bothered to cover. As for the bathroom, just stash all the unsightly stuff into a cupboard or above the dresser. Scoop out the hair from the drain. And please, on behalf of all the women in the world, clean your toilet!
Last but not least, anything that is even remotely related to any of your exes, whether they’re pictures, gifts or clothes, must be stashed away in a place where your current lady love will never, ever find!

#2 Change the sheets. We’re not too fond of lying down on sheets that are covered with hell knows what bodily fluids. And even if your sheets don’t have stains, change them anyway to make sure they’re fresh and ready for a night of sweaty lovemaking. Fresh sheets always feel ten times better than week-old ones that have been marinating in your man-sweat.

#3 Hide the porn. Yes, we know you buy the occasional magazine, but we don’t need evidence of it staring us in the face as we use your bathroom.

#4 Warn the roomies. If you have roomies, the best case scenario would be to get them out of the house for the duration of your girl’s stay. There’s nothing more awkward for a girl than walking down the hall and having a strange shirtless man suddenly run into her.
If you can’t get the roomies out of the house, at least ask them to expect a visitor. Who knows, they might be nice enough to help you make your home a little more presentable.

#5 Replenish the stash. Your girl will probably already bring her own toiletries and clothes, so there’s no need to worry about that. But since it’s your home court, you’ll need to be the one to supply all the other necessary implements such as food, drinks, condoms and lube.
Nothing kills a mood faster than suddenly stopping to blame each other for the lack of condoms. So stock up on a couple of different ones and let her pick out which one she’d like you to use.

#6 Get her some entertainment. Of course, you won’t be getting it on throughout the entire night. So in the moments in between, plan something to keep both of you busy. Sure, you could always just talk and bond and cuddle and whatnot. But it still pays to be prepared.
The internet may be your savior. Just give your girl the wifi password, so she can go online when you’ve dozed off. If you don’t have a connection at home, bring out a couple of books and magazines that she might like, and keep them by the nightstand. If she’s not into that, pop a DVD and let her go on a series marathon with Suits or Game of Thrones or Breaking Bad or whatever else she might be into. You’ll have a ton more to talk about when you’ve woken up.

#7 Prepare some mood lighting. Scented candles work wonders as they provide the perfect ambient light, while masking the smell of whatever she’s better off not smelling. If it’s too much of a fire hazard, go for a dim lamp. Relying on the street lights outside might not provide you with enough light to get anything done, while using your laptop as a nightlight might prove to be too distracting.

20 Sexy Text Messages to Start a Sexy Conversation

Naughty and raunchy text messages are an integral part of every relationship.
We’ve all been there, and we’ve all sent it to a special someone.
But have you ever felt awkward to start a naughty conversation through text messages?
Or at another time, did your mind ever go blank when your partner asked you to say something sexy in a text?
Well, worry no more.
Using sexy text messages to seduce your lover
Firstly, if you want to seduce a sexy friend or a new lover, or want to start talking dirty for the first time through text messages, you need to read these features.
And once you’ve mastered the art of sending sexy texts, read on.
Sending a sexy text to a sexy someone should come naturally. You can say anything you feel like, and as long as you feel horny, chances are, you’ll say all the right things.
Things to know before texting sex
You can always text a naughty line like “I want you now… come on and f**k me!” It works and sends the message straight through. But it comes with a major flaw.
When you make a sexy text sound too explicit or say a sexy line without hiding any meaning, your text loses its sensual appeal. It’s too direct and as exciting as it seems, it’s still boring because you leave nothing to surprise. Your partner may read it, smile and just play along with your mood.
Let’s face it, shocking sexual sentences don’t always work. They’re fun, but they cut the suspense and go straight to the end. And in a realistic world, how many times can you ask your lover to leave everything and *come and get you*!
If you want to enjoy a sexy text conversation, you need to involve your partner. You need to excite them slowly and you need to make them feel like they’re a part of the sexual buildup.
And the best way to start a sexy text conversation is by starting slow and easy, and playing with the sentences to turn the person on one step at a time.
20 sexy messages to start a sexy conversation
Keep your sexy text messages naughty and mysterious. It makes the exchange of texts more exciting because your partner wouldn’t know what’s on your mind.
Instead, they’ll feel like they’re the one that’s building up the sexual texts by asking the right questions, when in fact, you’ll be the one who actually starts the whole sexy game by saying the perfect first line!
Are you ready to get naughty while texting sexy? Just use these subtle and sexy conversation starters while texting and go with the flow.

And remember to think sexy and talk sexy.

#1 I can’t believe I texted you while I was peeing.
#2 I’m feeling so cold even though I’m under the blanket. Hold on for a minute, lemme put on my clothes.
#3 I wish you could be with me now.
#4 I’m watching a sexy video of a girl/guy who looks just like you *link it to an explicit video with a really attractive person so your lover would be flattered*.
#5 What are you wearing right now?
#6 Can you guess the color of my underwear?
#7 My legs are missing you in between them.
#8 I just bought new underwear and can’t wait to show it to you.
#9 If I were with you right now, where would you want me to touch you?
#10 I’m watching porn.
#11 My hands were busy, but they took a break to text you.
#12 I’m imagining you’re with me right now…
#13 I’m trying to sleep, but I can’t stop thinking about all the things you could do to me if you were with me right now.
#14 I’m looking for sex toys online…
#15 I had a naughty dream last night and you were in me… I mean, it…
#16 Do you believe in kiss and tell? Cause I want you to kiss me and do things to me in your mind and tell me all about it.
#17 I’m lying in bed and bored. Do you want to play Simon Says?
#18 What would you want to do with me after our date tomorrow?
#19 I can see two pussies humping outside my window. They’re meowing so much it’s hard for me to go back to sleep.
#20 Wanna play a game with me?

Once you use any of these lines as your sext text conversation starter, it’ll automatically get your lover’s mind racing into sexual overdrive.
All you need to do after that is play along and answer the questions keeping sex in mind. And before you know it, both of you would be all hot and bothered.

THIRTY RULES FOR CHRISTIAN WOMEN

For every Christian home, there must be a Christian wife, mother or woman. The following are the must to do of a Christian women .

1). Never raise your voice for any reason to your husband. Its a sign of disrespect.(Prov 15v1)

2). Don't expose your husband's weaknesses to your family and friends. You are each other's keeper.(Eph 5v12)

3). Never use attitudes and moods to communicate to your husband, you never know how your husband will interpret them.(Prov 15v13)

4). Never compare your husband to other men, you've no idea what their life is all about.

5). Never ill treat your husband's friends because you don't like them, the person who's supposed to get rid of them is your husband.(Prov 11v22)

6). Never forget that your husband married you, not your maid or anyone else. (Gen 2v24)

7). Never assign anyone to give attention to your husband, people may do everything else but your husband is your own responsibility.(Eph 5v33)

8). Never blame your husband if he comes back home empty handed. Rather encourage him.(Deut 3v28)

9). Never be a wasting wife, your husband's sweat is too precious to be wasted.

10). Never pretend to be sick for the purpose of denying your husband sex (SS 7v12

11). Never compare your husband to your one time sex mate in bedroom.(SS 5v9)

12). Never answer for your husband in public opinion polls, let him handle what is directed to him although he may answer for you in public opinion polls.(Prov 31v23)

13). Never shout or challenge your husband in front of children(Eph 4v31)

14). Don't forget to check the smartness of your husband before he checks out.(Prov 12v4)

15). Never allow your friends to be too close to your husband.

16). Never be in a hurry in the bathroom and on the dressing table. Out there your husband is always surrounded by women who took their time on their looks.( 1 Sam 25v3)

17). Your parents or family or friends do not have the final say in your marriage. Don't waste your time looking up to them for a final word.(Luke 21v16)

18). Never base your love on monetary things. Will you still submit to him even if you earn more money than him?

19). Don't forget that husbands want attention and good listeners, never be too busy for him. (Gal 6v9)

20). If your idea worked better than his, never compare yourself to him. Its always teamwork. (Gal 6v10)

21). Don't be too judgemental to your husband.(Eph 4v29)

22). A lazy wife is a careless wife. She doesn't even know that her body needs a bath.(Prov 24v27)(Prov 20v13)

23). Does your husband like less cooked food?, try to change your cooking.(Prov 31v14)

24). Never be too demanding to your husband, enjoy every moment, resource as it comes.(Luke 11v3)

25). Make a glass of water the very first welcome to your husband and everyone entering your home. Sweetness of attitude is true beauty. (Prov 31v11)

26). Don't associate with women who have a wrong mental attitude about marriage.(Prov 22v14)

27). Your marriage is as valuable to you as the value that you give it. Recklessness is unacceptable.(Heb 13v4)

28). Fruit of the womb is a blessing from the Lord, love your children and teach them well.(Prov 22v6)

29). You are never too old to influence your home. Never reduce your care for your family for any reason. (Prov 31v28)

30). A prayerful wife is a better equipped wife, pray always for your husband and family(1 Thess 5v17)

God bless you.

BY. Mrs Chantal YORO